Why is better than sex
1.You can GET chocolate.
2."If you love me you'll swallow that "has real meaning with chocolate.
3.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5.You can have chocolate in front of your grandma.
6.If you bite the nuts too hard,the choclolatw won't mind.
7.You don't get hairs on your mouth with chocolate.
8.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
10.With chocolate there is no reason to fake it.
11.Chocolate does not get you pregnant.
12.With chocolates size does not matter.It's always good.
13.You are never too young or too old for chocolate.