WOMEN POWER ! ! !

1) Why is it the only time a man is smart is when he is having sex?
Because he is plugged into a woman!

2) What's the difference between a man and a camel?
A camel can work for 8 days without drinking, while a man can
drink for 8 days without working.

3) Why did the man cross the road?
He heard the chicken was a slut.

4) Why did God make women so stupid?
Someone had to like men!

5) Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend.
So which is the dumber sex?

6) What's the difference between a woman's zipper and a mans
zipper?
When a woman unzips her pants, her brains don't fall out!

7) Why don't men know the meaning of fear?
They only know one four-letter word beginning with F.

8) What's 12 inches long, and hangs in front of an asshole?
Any man's tie...

9) Why are men like strawberries?
Because they take a long time to mature and by the time they
do most are rotten.

10) Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because it's never used.

11) .Men are just like computers, and a smart woman keeps a
backup.

12).You see an awful lot of smart guys with dumb women,
but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy...