Twin Disaster

Joe and John were twin brothers. Joe owned a dilapidated boat. One day,Joe's boat sank and on the same day John's wife passed away.

A few days later a kindly old women met Joe on the street and mistaking him for John said,"I'm sorry for your great loss. You must feel terrible.'

Joe responded,'Fact is, I'm sort of glad to get rid of her.She was a rotten old thing from the beginning.Her bottom was all shriveled and she smelled like a dead fish. She was always loosing her water, had a bad crack in her back, and a pretty big hole in the front. The hole got bigger everytime I used her,she leaked like crazy and it got too hard to keep her upright.

What really finished her off was the four guys who rented her for a good time.I warned them she was'nt any good, but they wanted to have a go at her anyway. The damned fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl.She split right up the middle while they were trying to get on their positions.'

The old woman fainted.